Kim Kardashian’s Divorce: A Heaux’s Despair

So Kim Kardashian filed for divorce this morning after 72 days of marriage…

My exact reaction

 

Some people will say they saw it coming, others saw it coming but will deny it and act surprised. Some will pity her, find the situation to be sad, but some, like myself?

 

No but seriously it’s hard not to find this situation at least a little bit amusing. Here’s the article to the story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-to-file-fo_n_1067424.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

The marriage lasted 72 days… 2 months and less than 2 weeks. Granted they started dating in December of last year so it REALLY shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that they divorced so soon but hey People were saying the same thing about Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey and they’ve been (seemingly)happily married for about 3 years now..

ButSeriouslyNickCannonDidYouNotSeeHowSheLookedInPreciousWTHDudeDatsLove

Anyway I already dedicated a post to the media spectacle that was Kim K’s Marriage:

https://www.antoniusdagreat.com/2011/08/25/kim-ks-wedding-hope-for-the-heaux/

and she’s been kind enough now to allow me another reason to address her as a person.

I’ve always had this theory about Kim K, especially after seeing this video clip:

Kim Kardashian really wants to be famous for something else other than being attractive and getting naked. Point blank Period. She’s tried singing, tried acting, She has her own fashion line, own store, and I’m pretty sure she has her own perfume.

What adds to this tremendous effort is that she really wants to find lasting love which is only natural, and we already know how hard it is for celebrities to find someone who will truly care about them. Plus, I’ll say it again, that sextape isn’t making it any easier for her.

Still Funny (Slightly NSFW)

She also isn’t getting any younger. While 31 is still pretty young, most women, at least the ones I know, aspire to be married by that age, even have a child or two depending on who you ask. Kim has neither. Khloe is happily married and Kourtney has a baby and those two facts will inadvertently be flaunted in Kim’s face until she gets hers. Which is why her agreeing to get married to someone she’s known for less than a year wasn’t too much of a surprise either.

But what do you all think? Do you think my theory has merit? Was it all a publicity stunt from the beginning? Is there any other factors I may have overlooked? Let me know.

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